2012 Olympic Torch Bearer

by **GTFO. Lost Sock** » 09 Dec 2011, 10:09

"CONGRATULATIONS TIM WE THINK YOU'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A LONDON 2012 OLYMPIC TORCHBEARER."

"We have allocated you a slot on Monday 16 July 2012, the day we travel between Portsmouth and Brighton & Hove."

Looks like I might be a torch bearer for 2012 Olympics - I've had a "conditional offer" from Coca-Cola. Perhaps the condition is that I just need to give them my soul... Deal!

by **GTFO. Loser** » 09 Dec 2011, 17:39

I dare you to run past a river and throw it in!!!

by **GTFO. kk20** » 10 Dec 2011, 10:47

yeah. leg it into a shop on the way or trip up an "light someone"

by **GTFO. Lost Sock** » 12 Dec 2011, 12:00

LOL - I think what I have to sign will include a section called "Don't Listen to your Friends' Suggestions of Burning People or Things or Throwing the Torch anywhere Silly". I watched my godfather run with the torch in Canada in 2010; he had four escorts/body guards run with him and they got VERY uptight when he decided to just go high-five a bunch of school kids. If I'm making a beeline for a body of water I'm likely to get tackled to the ground!

by **Russian Guyovich** » 12 Dec 2011, 13:42

Put a bag of dog shit in it before handing it over to the next person plox

by **GTFO. kk20** » 12 Dec 2011, 22:10

do a fast run and spew all over it. Make sure you eat loads of garlic first.

by **GTFO. Lost Sock** » 12 Dec 2011, 23:38

All worthy suggestions.

I could put LOADS of hairspray on that day. Who needs a torch?

by **GTFO. Coffin Stuffer** » 13 Dec 2011, 04:18

Can I at least come and light a giant novelty cigar off of it?

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