#6 Lazytown rant

[Slack]

If I weren't so hopeless I would have recorded a video of yesterday's shenanigans. I was a medic, and the whole team appeared to have discovered methamphetamine. Red bodies jazzling about everywhere and a sea of red crosses in bubbles. Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Meeeeedic! Why isn't the medic healing me?, Come on medic, sort it out... I needed a doctor after that, or at least a handful of wobbly eggs.

I CAN'T BLOODY HEAL YOU IF YOU ARE PRANCING AROUND LIKE A TURBOWAZZOCK

/rant

[GTFO. SiR-ROUND]

You guys just don't: C O M M U N I C A T E !

Easy to bitch in here...

[GTFO. Clymout]

Nobody told me there was communication problem!

[GTFO. SiR-ROUND]

I mostly communicate with waving after headshots on LT. Says it all.

[kugs]

Todays biggest rages:

• Full uber, shouting 'Go, Go, Go!', no one moves. Unless I uber them first, shaving 2-3 seconds of the uber time. Lost at least 3 ubers from the enemy attacking first because idiots don't move!
• 4-5 people crowding and shoving around a single teleport. Medics and heavies I can understand, but scouts, soldiers demos?
• Backburner noobs. Even worse now with all the changes, and hard to tell which is which. Please waste 20 ammo putting me out if you can, espically when I'm medic!

[DataStorm]

but kugs, I TRIED to extinguish you... but you where in such an hurry you where past me before I noticed you where on fire... (but that was on badwater, near cap 2)

and they use the backburner cos that does more dmg than normal burner... (if they are not kritted by being behind them or by kritz)

[GTFO. SiR-ROUND]

Kugs, point 1...

It works the other way around for me. I shout ready for the charge and end up alone facing the entire enemy team on my own.

Needless to say I capture all points.